The Perils of Voice Recognition Technology

by Socrates on April 23, 2010 · View Comments

This is a hilarious 3min Scottish video about the perils of voice recognition technology. After watching it I just couldn’t stop laughing so I had to re-post it.

While it is dangerously funny it does raise some good questions about the cultural biases of voice recognition in particular and technology in general.

Technology is rarely neutral. It is a mirror that reflects its maker and our Human, Oh So Human species. As such it is loaded with most of our best and worst stereotypical presumptions, personal inclinations and cultural biases.

The only question is:

After the technological singularity, will the Artificial Intelligence voice recognition technology finally speak Scottish?

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1 Gene Racicot May 31, 2010 at 10:28 pm

And then there are GPS devices for which one has the reverse problem. The Magellan that we have “knows” the all street names in North America and Mexico. It has a slight accent from somewheres, I know not where. One adapts to it but occassionally it is hilarious when it hits a name like “Esquimalt” or “Blenkensop”.

2 Dan Densmore June 1, 2010 at 9:01 pm

this is HILARIOUS

3 Magda Watts June 6, 2010 at 6:07 pm

vely funy charlie brown

4 Jennifer Joan June 7, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Hilarious.

5 Gerry Mackie June 8, 2010 at 9:22 pm

majike

6 Gerry Mackie June 8, 2010 at 9:24 pm

gerry like,s this vidio

7 Val Boyko June 9, 2010 at 1:02 am

As a Scot living in the USA … I love this video!!! For all my American friends … feel free to ask for full translation! Thanks for posting this. cheers, Val

8 Socrates June 9, 2010 at 2:54 am

You are welcome Val,
As a Canadian of Bulgarian origin I have a very notable Eastern European accent myself. So I know the feeling. The funny thing is that my wife, who was born and grew up in Canada but is a dual Canadian/American citizen, finds my accent easier to understand and always asks me translate for her from Irish, Scottish or cockney British English…

9 Graeme June 11, 2010 at 1:30 am

They did not realize that the there was no floor eleven. It was the Scot's brain not his tongue ! LOL

10 Barendwhide June 14, 2010 at 4:11 pm

refreshing!

11 Bez H June 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm

One of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time – great

12 Heather McCorkindale June 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm

Very funny pure dead brillliant

13 Renabain324 June 19, 2010 at 8:52 pm

I enjoyed this video it gave me a good laugh.

14 bob June 28, 2010 at 12:43 am

hilariuos

15 Cleverclogs_9 June 29, 2010 at 11:14 am

lucky they never had a 9 mm im thinking ffs pmsl

16 Dragorion July 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm

There is only one thing missing… The eleventh floor … That lift only to floor 10

17 Ric Gilmerton July 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm

as a sassenach living in exile north of the border, I had empathy with the lift, ya ken.

18 Coyotetricks July 8, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Reminds me of the first time I met a fella who became a good friend and was from Glasgo. Spent the whole evning with him in a bar-did I mention he smoked a pipe?_ never understood three words in a row.

19 Aghavass July 11, 2010 at 11:02 pm

am still laughing brilliant

20 Nanbee12 July 14, 2010 at 2:06 pm

A comical video..but let me tell you that I find it very easy to understand the Scottish accent…a hell of a lot easier than trying to decipher some of the slang of today!!

21 Charles yap July 16, 2010 at 4:42 am

I enjoyed this video gave me a good refreshing & laugh,speak cantonese-zan hai hao hao sieu! i like,****star.

22 Ghanes_T July 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm

This was Awesome!!!!

23 Mae D July 18, 2010 at 2:11 am

this was brilliant gave us a good laugh,could feel their frustration ya ken

24 Sarah Milligan July 18, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Been there, well not in that lift, but on the phone trying to speak “clearly” to some automated American in my beautiful Scottish accent but being told “I'm sorry but I didn't recognise that word” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

25 Douglas July 20, 2010 at 2:43 am

I live this everyday as a Scot in North America. Between my iPhone, trying to learn French with Rosetta Stone and automated telephone systems – argh!

26 Jason Miller July 20, 2010 at 11:55 am

I'm from America and those voice recognition devices don't work great for us ether. I can be on the phone saying the same thing over and over and it will come back did you mean this. please say yes or no. I just start hitting 0 until an operator picks up. my cell phone has a navigation and it also does voice recognition and some times it spells the wrong street name and if i do it again saying what it said when it messed up it gets the street name i wanted the first time. It's funny the other day it wanted me to go the wrong way down a one way street.

27 jauze July 22, 2010 at 9:55 am

ELEVEN

28 Naggie400 July 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm

so funny. thanks for making me laugh today. carol gibson orillia, ontario

29 pure dead brill man July 25, 2010 at 10:36 am

Brill, what else can one say

30 Rewodnelg July 26, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Thas…greaaaatt

31 Carlikiya July 27, 2010 at 12:52 am

im sorry could you please repeat that please type slowly and clearly

32 Jean July 27, 2010 at 2:20 am

My sides are aching from laughing

33 Aussie Bob July 27, 2010 at 9:16 am

Translation: 12

34 Elizabeth McEwan July 29, 2010 at 11:52 am

I cannae work oot what that sully luft wummun's problem wus. *shakes head*

I do empathise with the two gentlemen … on my many visits to the USA, I've encountered plenty who can't understand my Australian accent. I can only imagine that a really broad Scots accent must sound like a foreign language to them.

35 H. Ramsay August 1, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Ah'm gonnae keep sayin it till it unnerestauns Scoattish. Aw right?
Pure deid brilliant. I had tears running down my cheeks! Thanks for posting this.

Helen in Dundas Ontario

36 Socrates August 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm

You are most welcome Ramsay!

37 digi August 2, 2010 at 10:28 pm

that was really just great

38 scary69 August 9, 2010 at 10:33 am

that was the funniest thing ive seen in ages i really needed i laugh and man did i laugh rite fae the heart of central scotland i thank you.

39 soapy August 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm

Have you tried the nintendo ds brain training thing? I am Scots, don’t think I’ve a strong accent but a few minutes trying to tell the bloody game it’s yellow or worse blue and get no response you do feel homicidal

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